I don't normally post something like this, but come on--I just had too.
My daughter was at her Nana's the other day, and my tired husband had just arrived home from work. After a while I thought. . .
Hey. . .We're. . . .Alone!
So I sauntered on over to my husband, and leaned over him to say in what I had hoped was a seductive manner,
"I . . .want . . . to . . . take . . . your . . . clothes . . . off . . . with . . . my. . . teeth."
He looked at me blankly.
So I said it again, "I want to take your clothes off with my teeth."
"Can you say that again?"
Louder, and with a whole lot less meaning, I said,
"I want to take your clothes off with my teeth!"
"Oh. I tough you said - - - - - - -"
My turn to say,
"Can you repeat that please, because I don't think I heard you right."
So He repeated it,
"I thought you said, I want to pee on you with tea."
Well, that spoilt the mood!
Either I need to work on my seduction techniques, or my husband needs a hearing aide!