Friday, June 16, 2006

Lady Jan the Seducer. . . .Not!

I don't normally post something like this, but come on--I just had too.

My daughter was at her Nana's the other day, and my tired husband had just arrived home from work. After a while I thought. . .

Hey. . .We're. . . .Alone!

So I sauntered on over to my husband, and leaned over him to say in what I had hoped was a seductive manner,

"I . . .want . . . to . . . take . . . your . . . clothes . . . off . . . with . . . my. . . teeth."

He looked at me blankly.




So I said it again, "I want to take your clothes off with my teeth."




"Can you say that again?"

Louder, and with a whole lot less meaning, I said,

"I want to take your clothes off with my teeth!"

"Oh. I tough you said - - - - - - -"

My turn to say,




"Can you repeat that please, because I don't think I heard you right."

So He repeated it,

"I thought you said, I want to pee on you with tea."


Well, that spoilt the mood!

Either I need to work on my seduction techniques, or my husband needs a hearing aide!


Granny said...

Actions speak louder than words. Next time, just do it.

Although he might have you checked for rabies.

Janice said...

Hi Ann,

Oh well, later you see he took a shower and strutted out of the bed room la naturel, and said "I'm clean!"

Which meant let's do it.

At our age we never wait for a mood anymore, I mean why waste time? Like what happened earlier when you try for suduction--there is so much that can go wrong!

Your Lady Jan~

ipodmomma said...

that is great! yeah, time is getting shorter and shorter all the time... :)))

and yeah, a good massage is right in the cards!!!

Merle said...

Hi Janice ~~ Too funny ~~ I thought that
someone was going to come in while you were shouting your seductive line.
Glad you liked the blonde jokes and the 40 second thing. Take care, Merle.

Sarah Elaine said...

OMG! Hilarious! I'm with Granny (and Nike) on this one though... Next time, just do it. Sounds like things worked out just fine in any case! ;-)

madcapmum said...

I laughed so hard I fell on my keyboard! Yup, better use sign language next time!

Gwen said...

Funny. :)

Autumn said...

Just ran across your blog from Granny's. I am laughing so hard at this post. Men are so dense lol

Janice said...

Hi Ipodmomma,

Yep, it does seem that the older I get the shorter the time gets.

Hi Merle,

Yeah, I guess that would have been funny too. My sex life is just a bondle of laughs.

Hi Sarah,

I'm glad you enjoyed my perdictament, and next time I'll just jump him!

Hi Madcap,

Sign laugage? You mean I should flip him the bird?

Hi Gwen,

Long time no see. . .here, and I'm glad you liked.

Hi Autumn,

It's always good to met someone new, and I'm glad you liked my lack of seduction. And your right they are!

your Lady Jan~

grannyfiddler said...

i say get him a hearing aid and try again!

Janice said...

Hi G.F.,

Sounds good to me, but he may not really need a hearing aide, because when he is infront of the TV and he's blind and deaf.

Lady Jan~