Saturday, March 19, 2005

Lady Jan's fan-fiction dream

I must be sitting up too many late nights reading fan-fiction, because I had this dream:

I was in the great hall at Hogwarts, and there was these really large hairy gray wolves attacking! The teachers were firing off bolts of energy from their wands, and the students were hinding behind over-turned furniture; tables and chairs.

I swept Hermimey, Ron, and yes even Harry Potter himself behind me, as I shot ice out of my right palm by yelling "freeze!" Yes freeze, not freeza or what ever the Latin word for freeze is. I froze the wolves into blocks of ice, on my left side and then on my right! In my left hand was a wand, that I was not using.

I then pointed toward the door way with my right hand--palm out, and said, "door way freeze and block!"

The entire great door way, which the door had been knocked down earlier by the wolves, filled from top to bottom with a solid chunk of ice. That seemed to get everyone in the building attention!

The teachers cleaned up the remaining woves, then turned and staired at me.

Then Snape grabbed my left wrist and yanked my wand out of my hand, the one that I hadn't been using. "What is this? It's a stick!" He said with disgust, then he looked at me "Just who are you?"

"I am," I said standind straight and tall.

"Lady Jan!"

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Lady Jan's daughter as a cat!

My daughter in her "cat" costume for Haloween Posted by Hello

Lady Jan on the new bad word that you and your child need to be warned about!

There is a new bad word that the school, and law enforcement will prosecute for, and you the parent and your child and or children need to be warned!

It's worse than the "A" word, and it's worse than the "S" word, And it's much worse than both "B" words, which you hear even on regular TV these days. In fact, it is much, much worse than even the over the top, infamous "F" word!

But the funny thing about this word, is you hear it in the movies, heck it's even been the title of a movie. And it been in some songs, and even rap songs feature it proudly!

Why has it has it stirred up the school and the authorize so badly?

What is this word?

It is the word "kill."

It's very bad if used with the word "you"! And is especially bad when used in conjuction with other children's names.

Used this way it will causes not only disciplinarian action such as suspention, but also the child could be expelled from the school. And the authorities can also incarcerate the child, for up to one hundred days in juvenile hall.

Hurry warned your children! Warn them to never ever say this word, and especially never, ever write it down!

My child used the word as a joke! And the school counsoler didn't think it was funny, and called the police on her! She got suspended for one day.

And we are still waiting, to hear how much worse this is gonna to get!

We are all ill, and loosing sleep over this, it's just terrible.

Please don't let your child be the one who get caught with this word.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Lady Jan--my sister has her own blog

An old friend of my sister posted a comment, thank you Tammy, you made my day!
And it made me think--Oh right! My sister has her own blog!
So I desided to make a shameless plug for my sister Deanna's blog!
It tells of her battle with leukemia, which is a brutal disease and it almost cost her, her life. And she is a great writer, so read it, read it, read it! Then post a comment and make her day!
And her address is, drum roll please;