Thirteen famous movie quotes, the funny ones of course.
And in no particular order:
1. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
And in no particular order:
1. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
2. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
3. The Addams Family:
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
4. Addams Family Values:
(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Was she in there before you baked it?
(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Was she in there before you baked it?
5. Addams Family Values:
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
6. Addams Family Values:
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
7. Airplane:
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
8. Animal Crackers:
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
9. Arthur:
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
10. Gun:
“Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash”, Captain Tom “Stinger” Jordan (James Tolkan)
11. The Empire Strikes Back:
“I’d rather kiss a wookie”, Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)
12. Crocodile Dundee :
“You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife”, Michael “Crocodile” Dundee (Paul Hogan)
13. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
“You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn’t work”, Ferris Bueller (Mathew Broderick)
8 comments:
I laughed out loud at those. One of the ones not on here is the Girl Scout cookies one from Addams Family. Love that one, too!
I'm smiling! :)
It's been too long since I watched Airplane.
Wookie!!
LOL #10 Too funny!
Happy T13!
Love the line from Crocodile Dundee.
LOL! Great TT!
*hugs*
Paige
My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/
I use that Top Gun line a lot. It seals an argument so nicely.
Hi Ella,
Wasn't that the one about and it doesn't have any girl scouts in them?
Hi David
I had hopped their was something here for everyone.
Hi Inez,
Yup, and he responded, "I can arranged that!"
Hi Adelle,
That is a good one.
Hi Alice,
And it was a big knife too, and shinny.
Hi Paige,
Thank you.
Hi Flicka,
I guess it would too.
Happy TT everybody and thank you all for leaving a comment.
Janice~
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