Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday's Thirteen: Women


I'm not feeling too well, my daughter has a virus and her tonsil are infected and I think I maybe coming down with it too.


Well, the virus not the tonsil infection, lol, I haven't had tonsils since I was three.


SO here is a quick and dirty Thursdays thirteen.

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills ...
she has 14 kids but doesn't really care


2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a
woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know
what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then,
your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain
consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together
and setting fire to my knickers.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks
2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like
...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' Now I've forgotten my address, my
mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

8 comments:

Ms Menozzi said...

Oh, yeah... #13 all the way! :)

Happy TT!
Ciao!

Stephanie Adkins said...

I hope you feel better real soon. Happy Thursday. *Hugs*

Inez Kelley said...

Love it! ANd sadly, so many are true!!

Feel better, chickie.

http://talesfromthecrit.wordpress.com/

Adelle Laudan said...

LOL You have me laughing out loud here. Number 1 and 11 are priceless! Sending healing vibes your way! Happy T13!

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Those are too funny! Hope you and your daughter feel better!

*hugs*
Paige

My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

Kate Willoughby said...

Oh, me and my fat seem to be more than friends, because so far it seems like til death do we part. LOL

Janice said...

Hi Ms Menozzi,

Oh, that's your kind of day?

It'll a little too much for me.

Hi Stephanie Adkins,

Thank you. I'm better today, and my daughter temp. is down.

Inez Kelley,

Yeah, that's why their so funny, lol.

Thank you, I'm feeling a littl better. My daughter is still ill though.

Hi Paige Tyler,

I'm glad you like them, and thank you we're both better though not well yet.

Hi Kate Willoughby,

Unfortunately that is true of me as well, lol.

Happy TT everyone.
Janice~

Robbie said...

LOL! #11 and #13 affects us guys, too. Great list!