My husband is working the graveyard shift at the local winery, as the graveyard foreman (sorry Lee he doesn't actually stump on the grapes).
Because of that I can't sleep at night.
Who knew I needed someone to take too much of the bed, steal the covers (this time of the year it's the sheet), and snore in my ear so that I can get some mush needed rest at night?
When I do lay there willing sleep to come I start at every little noise, or when I finally drift off I'm woken up by a thump on the front porch, or rustle in my bedroom, and one time my cell wanted attention and made that odd noise like a bloop or a bleep--that says "hey stupid, recharge me now!"
The worst was the other night; I had just dozed off when right in my ear was a whine of a mosquito--dang it!
I slapped at it and my head until my head rang like a school yard bell.
And I swear that darn little sucker gave a high pitched giggled, as it flew off.