Showing posts with label fortune cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fortune cookies. Show all posts
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Thursday's thirteen: Fortune cookies
Thursday’s thirteen: Fortune cookies!
I love fortune cookies saying, and I collect them. So while everyone else is doing the Christmas thirteen, I doing fortune cookies. Yay! Which probably shows how screwed up I am.
1) You will hear pleasant news. (Sure.)
2) You can fix it with a little extra energy and positive attitude. (Uh-huh.)
3) (I love this one) You are protected by silent love and friendship near you. (I am? Cool.)
4) You will take a chance on something in the near future. (Hum, maybe I’ll sell a book.)
5) Happy events will take place shortly in your home. (They must mean Christmas.)
6) Your life will be happy and peaceful. (No visitors or in-laws. Maybe I won’t get a call from my mom either.)
7) Be prepared to receive something special. (Yeah, my husband bought a car and I had to figure out how we were going to pay for it.)
8) Tomorrow will be lucky and memorable for you. (That’s good because I usually have only bad luck.)
9) The person that’s good will infallibly become better. For virtue & time are two thing that never stand still. (I have no idea what that means.)
10) Take some time and really listen to your own inner wisdom. (I am wise? I had no idea.)
11) All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly. (Um, unless the passing is my husband and most of my family and his, I don’t think so.)
12) He who takes notes listens well. (A good memory doesn’t count?)
13) (My favorite) It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help. (My daughter got this one. He he.)
I love fortune cookies saying, and I collect them. So while everyone else is doing the Christmas thirteen, I doing fortune cookies. Yay! Which probably shows how screwed up I am.
1) You will hear pleasant news. (Sure.)
2) You can fix it with a little extra energy and positive attitude. (Uh-huh.)
3) (I love this one) You are protected by silent love and friendship near you. (I am? Cool.)
4) You will take a chance on something in the near future. (Hum, maybe I’ll sell a book.)
5) Happy events will take place shortly in your home. (They must mean Christmas.)
6) Your life will be happy and peaceful. (No visitors or in-laws. Maybe I won’t get a call from my mom either.)
7) Be prepared to receive something special. (Yeah, my husband bought a car and I had to figure out how we were going to pay for it.)
8) Tomorrow will be lucky and memorable for you. (That’s good because I usually have only bad luck.)
9) The person that’s good will infallibly become better. For virtue & time are two thing that never stand still. (I have no idea what that means.)
10) Take some time and really listen to your own inner wisdom. (I am wise? I had no idea.)
11) All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly. (Um, unless the passing is my husband and most of my family and his, I don’t think so.)
12) He who takes notes listens well. (A good memory doesn’t count?)
13) (My favorite) It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help. (My daughter got this one. He he.)
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